{"id":718,"date":"2020-03-26T21:10:21","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T20:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/czechy.site\/?page_id=718"},"modified":"2020-04-03T13:57:28","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T11:57:28","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/iczechy.pl\/index.php\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Szeroki u\u015bmiech poprawia humor nie tylko Tobie<\/span><\/h3>\r\n<p>7. Szef \u017cyczy\u0142 mi dzi\u015b rano mi\u0142ego dnia. Poszed\u0142em wi\u0119c do domu.<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>6. Jestem tak dobry w spaniu, \u017ce mog\u0119 to robi\u0107 z zamkni\u0119tymi oczami.<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>5. Jedyne media, kt\u00f3re nie k\u0142ami\u0105: woda, pr\u0105d i gaz&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>4. Im lepsza teren\u00f3wka, tym dalej trzeba jecha\u0107 po klienta traktorem.<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>3. &#8222;Nie dotyka\u0107!&#8221; &#8211; musi by\u0107 jedn\u0105 ze straszniejszych rzeczy do przeczytania w j\u0119zyku Braille&#8217;a&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>2. Pami\u0119taj, nigdy nie jeste\u015b bezu\u017cyteczny! Zawsze mo\u017cesz s\u0142u\u017cy\u0107, jako z\u0142y przyk\u0142ad.<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>1. \u017bona prosi\u0142a mnie, \u017cebym jej przyni\u00f3s\u0142 szmink\u0119. Przez pomy\u0142k\u0119 poda\u0142em jej klej w sztyfcie. Chyba ci\u0105gle jest obra\u017cona, bo nadal si\u0119 nie odzywa&#8230;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Szeroki u\u015bmiech poprawia humor nie tylko Tobie 7. Szef \u017cyczy\u0142 mi dzi\u015b rano mi\u0142ego dnia. Poszed\u0142em wi\u0119c do domu. 6. Jestem tak dobry w spaniu, \u017ce mog\u0119 to robi\u0107 z zamkni\u0119tymi oczami. 5. 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